The Gum Diary

Okay. Firstly, although we all know how great The Smiths's lyrics are, I find these especially moving and am making an art display honoring them. Last Night I Dreamt That Somebody Loved Me:

Last night I dreamt
That somebody loved me
No hope, no harm
Just another false alarm

Last night I felt
Warm arms around me
No hope, no harm
Just another false alarm


So, tell me how long
Before the last one ?
And tell me how long
Before the right one ?


The story is old - I know
But it goes on
The story is old - I know
But it goes on


Oh, goes on
And on
Oh, goes on
And on

So, continuing on in a surprisingly positive fashion, I asked Josh if he wanted to come to a St. Patrick's Day party and he said yes. So, now I have to plan this alleged party. I hope everyone likes corned beef because that's what we're having hos! That was meant to be "ho" in the plural form. I thought I'd clarify because it looks really strange to me. Anyway, this is the most progress I have ever made with someone I liked, so I am kind of proud of myself.
Oh, I guess I never mentioned how difficult it is for me to understand what Josh is saying. I know I have the tendency to mumble a lot, but people usually understand enough to make some sort of relevant response. With most of what Josh says, I have to just guess and make dumb comments based on the few words I did understand. Or, worse, if I don't understand anything, I just say "oh" or "yeah" or something similarly bland. Eh. Whatevah!
And thanks for the menu stuff Brian! I will fix it sometime this week. Later later. (You should find some video with a title like "Best Latin Comedians" and watch it because George Lopez is really, really hilarious. I would not lie to you on this.)